PAST HEDSTORM HAUNTS
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1991--Just
a spinning ghost and hanging head on the porch.
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1992--First
graveyard. Porch had multiple exhibits including organist, witch, head
in a cell, Alf in a coffin and a guillotine.
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1993--Doctor
Frankenstein and His Creation.
The
doctor sat at his lab table reciting egotistical remarks about being misunderstood.
The monster went through a sequence every few minutes in which he was electrified,
his body thrashing about and smoke rising from his head. Outside a skeletal
hand scratched its way out of its surfacing coffin.
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1994:--Igors'
Laundromat.
A
man being ironed flat, a washing machine with a spinning leg, a table full
of altered cleanser bottles(SLime-A-Way, for example) and a man
hanging body parts up to dry.
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1995:--Haunted
Piano Bar.
Bloody
corpses playing cards, a bartender pouring shots of blood and a skeleton
pianist moving her arms up and down playing some of Keith Emersons' ragtime
music.
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1996--The
Dentist
Receptionist
Bride of Frankenstein gives out eyeball lollipops, a waiting room of patients(including
a talking skull, with which we could have conversations with people from
inside the house), Frankensteins' monster as the dentist with a shop-drill
that worked, a screaming, leg shaking patient and a gassed dental assistant.
Outside, a creature attempting escape from a coffin begs treats: "Hey You!
Ya got a Snickers bar for me? Do ya?"
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1997:--Baby
Janes Daycare Center
Whatever
happened to Baby Jane? Well, she moved to East Peoria and opened up a daycare--well--NIGHTcare
center. After all, monsters need somewhere to leave their kids while they're
at work, don't they? As Baby Jane comfortably watched over a sweet little
wolf (who sweetly asked for a hug by shaking his crib bars and growling
ferociously), some of the other kids were getting into mischief. A cute
little ape riding a skateboard back and forth over his nanny's legs also
merrily poked a bound and gagged handyman with a sharp stick. Some very
unhappy dolls were being webbed up by a large spider in a cage while a
hungry baby carriage chewed away on its evening meal, whose bloody legs
flailed about to no avail. Finally, the cutest kid in the place showed
off his finger painting of Mommy. Open chest cavities make such good pallettes
for the young painter.
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1998:--Technology's
Revenge
Never
take technology for granted, you never know when it might turn on you.
Answering a telephone call could be deadly, if the telephone binds you
with it's cord while the receiver drills a hole through your brain. Changing
a simple lightbulb can prove to be a shocking experience. "Getting into
the music" takes on a whole new meaning when your arms slowly become part
of a kareoke machine. Your television could be brainwashing you daily--and
we won't even mention what the internet might be doing to you.
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1999:--Hedstorms
House of Beauty
Hedstorms
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Wart Removal, and Wart Addition. Stake removals done on premise While U
Wait. AND while you wait, enjoy the musical talents of Jack & Dave!
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