The doctor sat at his lab table reciting egotistical remarks about being misunderstood. The monster went through a sequence every few minutes in which he was electrified, his body thrashing about and smoke rising from his head. Outside a skeletal hand scratched its way out of its surfacing coffin.
A man being ironed flat, a washing machine with a spinning leg, a table full of altered cleanser bottles(SLime-A-Way, for example) and a man hanging body parts up to dry.
Bloody corpses playing cards, a bartender pouring shots of blood and a skeleton pianist moving her arms up and down playing some of Keith Emersons' ragtime music.
Receptionist Bride of Frankenstein gives out eyeball lollipops, a waiting room of patients(including a talking skull, with which we could have conversations with people from inside the house), Frankensteins' monster as the dentist with a shop-drill that worked, a screaming, leg shaking patient and a gassed dental assistant. Outside, a creature attempting escape from a coffin begs treats: "Hey You! Ya got a Snickers bar for me? Do ya?"
Whatever happened to Baby Jane? Well, she moved to East Peoria and opened up a daycare--well--NIGHTcare center. After all, monsters need somewhere to leave their kids while they're at work, don't they? As Baby Jane comfortably watched over a sweet little wolf (who sweetly asked for a hug by shaking his crib bars and growling ferociously), some of the other kids were getting into mischief. A cute little ape riding a skateboard back and forth over his nanny's legs also merrily poked a bound and gagged handyman with a sharp stick. Some very unhappy dolls were being webbed up by a large spider in a cage while a hungry baby carriage chewed away on its evening meal, whose bloody legs flailed about to no avail. Finally, the cutest kid in the place showed off his finger painting of Mommy. Open chest cavities make such good pallettes for the young painter.
Never take technology for granted, you never know when it might turn on you. Answering a telephone call could be deadly, if the telephone binds you with it's cord while the receiver drills a hole through your brain. Changing a simple lightbulb can prove to be a shocking experience. "Getting into the music" takes on a whole new meaning when your arms slowly become part of a kareoke machine. Your television could be brainwashing you daily--and we won't even mention what the internet might be doing to you.
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