WITCHES
cackle
witch cackle
:17sec 205KB
The witches
:36 sec 567kb
witch
witch cackle
3sec 51.4KB

macbeth witches chant
2:53 sec 3.31MB

macbeth witches chant2
2:31 sec  2.89MB






GHOSTS
exorcist moan
28 sec 446kb
ghost
ghost moan
:03 sec 54.6KB
ghosts
several ghosts moaning
:07 sec 124KB
moan
moans & groans
:28 sec 446KB
MenacingWhispers
8 sec 129KB
ghost_wail
2:02 sec 1.41MB
see-me1
"You can't see me, but I can see you"  Version 1
12 sec 190KB

see-me2
"You can't see me, but I can see you"  Version 2
9 sec 153B

Come Child
from Hocus Pocus
(Sarah Jessica Parker)
31 sec  370KB


Come Child1
from Hocus Pocus
my version sans music
33 sec  391KB


GhostsShrieking
15 sec  235KB


Come Child extended
2:11 sec  2MB




CREEPY CHILDREN
TheGentlemen
creepy childs rhyme
from Buffy
23 sec 374KB
teaparty
"Won't you come and play with me? I'm having a tea party...
18 sec 295KB
Little Girl
child calling "mommy"
5 sec 128kb
ibspider_verb1
"Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout..."
28 sec 437KB
ibspider_mus2n
"Itsy bitsy spider twice,
second w/ music
56 sec 882KB




JACK & DAVE
alrightthen
Dave: "Alright, then"
4 sec 74KB

bald
Jack was bald before hot tubbing.
6 sec  96KB

beans
song I Love Beans
1min 9sec  1.6MB

crambone
song Crambone
1min 31sec  1.40MB

davesnore
Cousin Dave snoring
15sec  249KB

heyall
Jack: "What're you lookin at?
Go inside and git me some candy!"
11sec  177KB

holdawhile
Jack:"I reckon that oughta hold em for awhile, Cousin Dave"
3sec  55.1KB
impressions
Jack & Dave do impressions
45sec  711KB
jacuzzi
Jack:"Git me in my gen-u-wine California jacuzzi!"
6sec   107KB
loungesinger
Dave wishes he were a lounge singer
57sec  904 KB
madelook
Jack startles you
6sec  94.7 KB
pores
Jack works on his pores in the jacuzzi
6sec  108 KB
rabbits
Dave dreams about rabbits
(this one still makes me laugh)
20sec  325 KB

reckonso
Dave: "I reckon so"
2sec  40 KB
sox
song Put Your Socks on Mama
49sec  766 KB
success
Jack "Now that there is the sweet sound of success  Dave: "I reckon so"
6sec  97.5 KB
waltz
Jack & Dave sing The Tennessee Waltz
17sec  210 KB



 
MONSTERS
monster
Basic loud "mwuhahaha"
:03 sec 49KB
ogre
an ogre growling
:05 sec88KB
madman
ravings of a madman
:39 sec 471KB
monster_grunt
:47 sec 558KB
didnt
"Didn't the other kids tell you not to come here? Go back! Before it's too late!"
:08 sec 103KB
Hey You
knocking,muffled voice from a coffin begs TOTs for treats
18 sec 213KB
notdead2
"You shouldn't have buried me, I'm not dead."
6 sec 128kb
notdead3
"You shouldn't have buried me, I'm not dead." (raspy)
6 sec 128kb
Things are seldom what they seem
24 sec 448kb
whokilledwho
Who killed who, we'll never know
Was the bride or the groom the first to go? (laughter)
13 sec 206kb
ahgoode
Alfred Hitchcock "Good evening."
3 sec 54.6KB
ahtheme
Hitchcocks theme, "Good evening."
:25 sec 399KB
angel
a little Halloween goofiness
:03sec 62.8KB
Have a nice day yourself
vocally distorted "Have a nice day yourself"
2 sec 44.8KB

  InsaneRanting
11 sec 184KB

smellfear
5 sec 80.8KB

Spirits_Of_The_Dead
Edgar Allen Poe
1min 27sec   1.33MB

Hedstorm_Reaper
our entrance Reaper 2002
:20sec  322KB

Hedstorm_Reaper2
suitable for a Reaper
:45sec 708KB
The Raven
Edgar Allen Poe
8min 19sec   7.62MB
 

 

DAMIEN'S OLD GUY

OG_blood-lite.mp3

28sec 442KB

OG_boogie.mp3

22sec 356KB

OG_fuchlempt.mp3

18sec 290KB

OG_going-home.mp3

17sec 278KB

OG_wrap-music.mp3

16sec 261KB

OG_your-funeral.mp3

15sec 249KB

OG_cover-ghoul.mp3

30sec 484KB

OG_Stayin-alive.mp3

45sec 718KB

OG_The-Horrah.mp3

13sec 207KB

 

OLD WOMAN SKELETON

03-catfrog.mp3

223 KB 14sec

05-dancing.mp3

422KB 26sec

07-ghost.mp3

250KB 15sec

11-mouse.mp3

121KB 07sec

13-mummy.mp3

878KB 56sec

15-numskull.mp3

223KB 14sec

19-pumpkinpatch.mp3

118KB 07sec

21-sandwitch.mp3

961KB 1min 1sec

23-saturday_night.mp3

360KB 22sec

25-snowwhite.mp3

97KB 06sec

29-underskin.mp3

279KB 17sec

31-vampire.mp3

861KB 54sec

 

RIMSHOT SKELETON

These are many of the same jokes as Damien's" Old Guy" and my" Old Lady Skeleton",
but done in a cheesy male comedian voice. The jokes are on one track, the second track
contains rimshots, sound effects and cheesy canned laughter. The joke track is a higher
volume level than the laughter track so you can adjust your talkers as necessaary.

rimshot01.mp3

489KB 31sec

rimshot02.mp3

420KB 26sec

rimshot03.mp3

390KB 24sec

rimshot04.mp3

590KB 37sec

rimshot05.mp3

272KB 17sec

rimshot06.mp3

386KB 24sec

rimshot07.mp3

322KB 20sec

rimshot08.mp3

176KB 10sec

rimshot09.mp3

870KB 55sec

rimshot10.mp3

409KB 25sec

rimshot11.mp3

283KB 17sec

rimshot12.mp3

488KB 30sec

rimshot13.mp3

579KB 38sec

rimshot14.mp3

366KB 23sec

rimshot15.mp3

1.03MB 1min 8sec

rimshot16.mp3

125KB 7sec

rimshot17.mp3

246KB 15sec